Well if legend can be jason theb I can be.

[gunga din]

Gunga din.


48. Gunga Din

YOU may talk o' gin an' beer
When you're quartered safe out 'ere,
An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it;
But if it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water, 5
An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.
Now in Injia's sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin' of 'Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them black-faced crew 10
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din.

It was "Din! Din! Din!
You limping lump o' brick-dust, Gunga Din!
Hi! slippy hitherao! 15
Water, get it! Panee lao!
You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din!"

The uniform 'e wore
Was nothin' much before,
An' rather less than 'arf o' that be'ind, 20
For a twisty piece o' rag
An' a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment 'e could find.
When the sweatin' troop-train lay
In a sidin' through the day, 25
Where the 'eat would make your bloomin' eyebrows crawl,
We shouted "Harry By!"
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped 'im 'cause 'e couldn't serve us all.

It was "Din! Din! Din! 30
You 'eathen, where the mischief 'ave you been?
You put some juldee in it,
Or I'll marrow you this minute,
If you don't fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!"

'E would dot an' carry one 35
Till the longest day was done,
An' 'e didn't seem to know the use o' fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin' nut,
'E'd be waitin' fifty paces right flank rear. 40
With 'is mussick on 'is back,
'E would skip with our attack,
An' watch us till the

[legend004]

welll woptcher

gunga din

how you doin gunga din ?

[gunga din]

me and me boxer dog is ok.

[legend004]

gunga


are you


new here?


will you post a picture ?


what do you look like?

why are you green ?

[gunga din]

I am green for a very good reason mr legend and this is it.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r283/bkgrav ely/frog

[gunga din]

Balls wheres me link to kermit gone then.

[B00]

Poor old Rudyard, you missed the last of his poem off :-(

[gunga din]

He got caught short.

[Aprilis]

Aren't you that asian chappie who lost his keys?

Can't get in.....geddit?

....I'll get me coat!

[legend004]

aprilis


i read last nite youre the ed ?



i wanna negociate my moderators wages.

a case of sothern comfort will do for starters


g2g


ciao

[Aprilis]

I hope you're joking Leggy. Or has someone been spreading malicious rumours about me being paid to do naff all other than post one blog every 3 months?

Actually I am off work sick, so I am being paid to do naff all....oops!