God

[captains log]

Annie lenox is looking old

[pastafreak]

But she is still gorgeous.....we all look old eventually.

[legend004]

Shes a fantastic singer


and scottish


very very talented.



D T H ?

[pastafreak]

Her voice just seems to get better and better

[hau kola]

i need to learn Scottish,and fast.

[captains log]

Im








































Aint I




















































spartacus.





















Get yerr flight booked leg as its getting close annit...........

[legend004]

knobby

i never

ever


let folk down




folk only

let me down.

if i say im in majorca 1st may

then ill be there




im a man of my word


and no fairweather friend either



copny n paste that spartacus






d t h ?

[wee willie]

annie i aint you daddy

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeees so coooooooooooool

i could take her for a cup of tea anytime

[captains log]

You be there leg.
in yerr kilt and smartie.
Just looking all pimp an tarty.
In mallorca yea will be.
Under the guise of the an me.

So get the flight booked.
An dont be hooked.
As you godda come to a party.

Aw fruck it thats the best I can do at the moment

[legend004]

1st of may

call it d day
cos thats d day
ill be in el arenal
giving it large
not small
b1tch
bringin the joy
bringing the laughs
being there
freeeeedom


you know its true

[captains log]

We be great.
We have no hate.
We go to mallorca.
We have no stalker.
We get p!ssed.
And have a good stag,
Then we go home.
And get frucking married and never ever have another stag doo with me mates again and.

Whoops sorry leg lost it there for a second.
Looking forward to the stag doo so much.

[Ice.Maiden]

Enjoy it knobby, because hopefully it'll be your first and last! x

[captains log]

2nd icy