happy st pat's day

[Tizzi247]

Paddy Was driving his lorry when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 10 foot max. headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , 'A shure I'll give it a go, he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it. Paddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Paddy then opened, 'what do you think you are doing? asked the policeman in a sharp tone, 'Sure I'm having me tea break, replied Paddy, 'And what do you work at? asked the policeman, 'Agh shure I deliver bridges,! smiled Paddy!

[monkeyeyes]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all attend a building site for a job.
The Englishman goes in first.........
"Can you tell me the difference betweeen a girder and a joist ?" asks the foreman.
"Er, a joist is a supporting beam and a girder.......er............erm.... is roughly the same thing........." says the Englishman.
Next is the Scot.............same question.........
"Well, a joist is a supporting beam and a girder.......er............erm.... is roughly the same thing but in metal........."
Finally, the Irishman goes in...
"Can you tell me the difference betweeen a girder and a joist ?" asks the foreman.
"Surely, I can, Sor. Girder wrote 'Faust' and joist wrote 'Ulysses'. :o)