good

[luna-tic]

bye

[luna-tic]

Sorry I didn't mean it.
Hello

[figure]

Hi Luna-tic! Good to see you ticking. x

[naomi24]

Hello Luny, knew you didn't. Goody gumdrops.

[Theland1]

Hey Luna, I don't like practical jokes! Next you'll be putting a poo poo cushion on my chair!

[Theland]

Who's that green feller up there? /\ /\ /\ /\ /\

[Theland]

"Shooby Doo, Shooby Doo Wah,
Shooby Doo, Shooby Doo Wah," (backing vocals)

Lyrics ....

"Oh Luna, we lurve youuuuuuuuuuuu,
Oh Luna we doooooooooooooooooo,
Naomi is plastereeeeeeeeeeeeered,
So get plastered tooooooooooooooo."

Wah Wah Wah Wah Waaaaaaaaaah

"Wizard is singiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing,
At the top of his voiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice,
Pity his neighbouuuuuuuuuuuuurs,
Who don't have a choiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."

Twang alang alang alang alng twaaaaaaang

"Theland is prayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing,
With tears in his eyeeeeeeeeeeeeees,
He's ducking and diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing,
To avoid custard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies."

(Big finish, drum roll, Mib pipes, Waldo Wurlitzer, China knicker elastic, Naomi on the bottlephone, and Luna, baton in hand, his long hair swirling back and forth in tempo with the music, accepts a bouquet of broccoli from Ripley as she swings past on the forty watt light bulb, singing, "Puppet On A String.")

Audience give standing ovation and call for an encore, either that or are protesting at being charged �5 for a programme, and �3 for a sausage on a stick.

The concert is reviewed favourably in the Arts & Literature section of Anseb, Anssirba, Amserse ..... That thing up there on the left, and handsome groupies are ushered into the dressing room for lemonade and crisps.

[naomi24]

Yeaaaaa!!!!! Clap, clap, clap!!!!!

[Theland]

Should we go on tour?

[naomi24]

Where do you fancy? The Lake District's nice at this time of year.

[Theland]

Blackpool! Follow in the steps of George Formby! My hero!

[Theland]

We need to rehearse!

[Theland]

Am I alone on this thread?