Day from hell in the madhouse ...( not here-lol )

[pastafreak]

That was my Friday.....A resident came to the kitchen and when i offerd her a banana,she shouted that she was not a banana-she was a bear...and then proceded to show me one definition of the word.......she flashed her humongous boobies at me!!!....she later came round looking for a knife so she 'could end it all'.....and my day was topped when she drenched me in water when I refused her some choc...TGIF!!!!!!!!!........so-how's your day been..haha!!!

[B00]

Awesome day you had there pasta! Beats my days at work which usually involve asking sulky faced teens for ID when they ask for cigs.

[knobbynonuty]

Aww rowloks pasty I have driveng over 130 mph over and got
10 points for a kill

[weeal]

oh pasta its comical but its awful at the same time, I admire your job, anyone who does your job, I think I would just come home and cry

my aunt had alzheimers, passed away at xmas there, and it was painful to watch

[pastafreak]

Shall I send the flasher to you,B00.....liven up your day?????

[B00]

haha, no ta!

Actually a woman did flash her boobs at me once at work, because we were covertly watching her as she's a known tea leaf, and we obviously weren't doing it slyly enough.....lol

[weeal]

ere they her own then BOO or had she stolen them?

[pastafreak]

I did feel like bursting into tears...I used the sink and my knives for target practice-lol

[skyep]

Hi pasta - I use to work in the kitchen of a care home, washer upper! Anyway, there was this resident there, forget his name. He was only young really, would only eat weetabix, lovely man. I went in one day, he'd died suddenly, so sad. Another male resident gave me a money token one Christmas, hadn't been there that long, just took an interest, I had to give it back to him & say I couldn't possibly, so sad xxx

[pastafreak]

Oh,drat!!!!......where's a good man when you need him?????

[JonnyBoy12]

I don't get excitement like that where I work. Where did you say you worked Pastafreak? Think I might like to work there!

[whiskeysheri]

LOL, pasta! My dad's girlfriend works in a care home and one of the old guys used to roll his poo into balls and put them in his bedside drawer. I couldn't do it. :(

My day? I just had a guy try to add me on facebook. His profile picture is his torso and his erect (bent) willy. I couldn't click 'ignore' quick enough. :)

[pastafreak]

gawd...i am in the kitchen....but they all love me and my food, and like to 'visit'..................................this woman looks like one of those....errmmm..fertility symbols-lol......Put yer eyes back in your head,Jonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigmamma]

Wow pasta , what a crazy day you've had , but I guess in your job it can get even crazier than that . Hope you can wind down honey and enjoy your leisure time :-) xxxxxx

[bigmamma]

Oh , now I've killed another thread :-(

[pastafreak]

lol,mamma...they are all'over there',aren't they.......nothing like a bit of juicy gossip to get everyone together