while playing football yesterday

[bobtheturkey]

i tackled the opposition ronaldo equivalent and whilst he flew into the air on the end of my boot, i swallowed my chewing gum will this cause health problems?

[weeal]

yeah jules, we really wanna see those thighs

[skyep]

Have you passed a stool yet bob? you might be there foever lol xxx

[haysi06]

Oh Jules, someone must have been passing themselves off as Bob again LOL!