i cant choose between two men

[verena]

How do i choose between two men whom I both like?

[mistys]

Thats why I hate Maths China.

[Ice.Maiden]

Don't think anyone ever gets "perfect" - but you can get close! x

dabees - don't ALL us women know what we want?? Never a problem for me. x

[~max~]

Ok Ice, so you're saying, if I buy a washing machine, say!
I'll take it home, tip the delivery men (first expense!). Look at i and wonder how the **** it works, compared to my old model. (second expense, albeit psychological). Put my washing in, first on cold wash, because you never know! (third expense, time-wise). Get the first load out. Be a bit disappointed because all the stains haven't gone (fourth expense, need to do it again)

Be brave and try the 40 degree wash. Oh boy.....

Very impressive, but it leaked everywhere, even the cat got scared! (fifth expense, even needed outside help!)

Try again the next day. 50 degree wash. Not very good, it didn't seem to like your special washing powder, and now won't turn on. Unfortunately, the waranty has run out by now. Let's make do, and have plenty more loads hey!

See where I'm going there? ;O)

[China Doll]

Straight to spin cycle I think Max!

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol China!

Er...no... max!!!! x

[~max~]

Yup China, that my theory!

[dabees]

Now Max has successfully turned this post to smut. ;-)

Time for me to say Au revoir.

Night all. :-)

[Ice.Maiden]

Night dabees - x

The art is in getting it right the first time, max! xx

[~max~]

Excuse meeeeeee? How have I turned anything to smut? lol

I was only talking about white goods. :O(

[China Doll]

Well I don't know about anyone else but I feel i've been a great help.

[~max~]

Me too. :o)

Anyway China, just read the thread in R&S....I hope you weren't thinking I was being an idiot? I only answered two threads, with what were my thoughts at the time..:O(

[China Doll]

Which one?

[Ice.Maiden]

Well I think you often give out good solid advice china, and of course everyone ewas talking about white goods! x

[Skreecheeboy]

Get them to fight for your honour. Old school payground scirmish, whoever wins wins your heart!

[lil123]

that can be a hard one but sometimes something happens and then you realise who you really want

[BigMac]

You don't.

As each of them sems to have caught your fancy, your Father sets a challenge, or quest:

He who would win the hand of this my fair maiden must prove himself worthy by meeting this series of challenges...

General Knowledge

1. Successfully assemble an item of flat-pack furtniture from IKEA (other suppliers are available)
2. Demonstrate a full understanding of the Boots No 7 make-up range; as a tie-break, be able to distinguish between blue-black and black-blue mascaras
3. Prepare a delicious three-course meal with appropriate wines and other acompaniments... without using pre-cooked, pre-prepared ingredients and/or a microwave
4. Know where the dishwasher tablets are kept.
5. Know how to load and (for bonus marks) unload a dishwasher
6. Explain the qualitative difference between 700rpm and 900rpm spin-cycles

Language Test

7. Explain why the word "yes" never appears following the question: Does my bum look big in this?
8. Examine the implications of the word "Fine" in response to a simple statement such as "I'm just off to the Dog and Parrot to watch the footie..."
9. Is "yes" a sufficient answer to the question: Do you love me?
10. Really?
11. Really really?
12. More than your last girlfriend?

Practical

13. List the maiden's 6 closest best friends and explain how their position on a priority list might change a) monthly b) weekly and c) hourly.
14. Explain and if possible demonstrate the difference between G-Plan and G-Spot
15. Comply with such reasonable requests as the maiden may make, whatever the time and whatever else you might be doing at the time.

And the winner will be he who... oh, they've both gone...

[China Doll]

Well my father doing that would at least be different from growling at anyone I bring to meet him!