Lady China, I just crawled back from the nearest Public House. So, therefore, where do I stand in this dillemma you are in concerning a choice betwixt me and a mere ner-do-well........................Nice shoes!
Smitten I am with thy infection: no, affection I meant. Light of heart I shall gambol, and bet, across the dales and through the woodlands and gather ye blue-bells as ye may: nest month perhaps.
Just don't, Lady China, be coming around the mountain wearing silk pajamas. Also, the wheel-barrow with the winkles and stuff will not fit through the streets.