Dirty Talk!!

[poppet24]

I read in magazines that talking 'dirty' to your man is the thing to do and obviously many of us have probably tried and tested this and possibly do it all the time! i can send txts and pictures etc to show him what he's instore for later quite easily but i feel that i cant find the right thing to say in the moment.like the scene in friends where ross is with a girl and she asks him to talk dirty and all he can say is vulva!i guess im askng what sort of things you say to please your man?thanks!!

[tiggerblue10]

I would be banned instantly if I divulged! ;-)

[poppet24]

can u not *star* out the obvious tiggerblue?im in desperate need here!!x

[pug100]

It's not so much what you say, it's more the way you say it. For example, next time the M&S food advert is on take note of what the woman is describing and how she is saying it.

[poppet24]

now theres a women who can turn men on talking about cauliflower!!

[tiggerblue10]

Don't forget Nigella!!!

[jno]

well, ask him. It's his response that matters, so there's no point in saying things like 'Charlton Athletic' and 'eye-liner' that aren't going to turn him on even if you think they're exciting. Like anything else sexual, it's down to the two people involved; what other people do is irrelevant.

[SRH]

He he! I so want to be graphic here but don't want to be banned from AB! For a bit of advice have a look at:

http://love.ivillage.com/lnssex/sextaboos/0,,t raceycox_c0pnkb69,00.html

and try Googling 'how to talk dirty' for loads of ideas!

Funnily enough, no matter much I talk dirty to my boyfriend, he never reciprocates. Got me worried at first that I was going to far but he has assured me that he loves it and that he doesn't say anything in return because he's 'too busy concentrating and men can only do one thing at a time'!

[GMOC]

I'm a part time nun but I know some real filth.
Ooh la la

[SonnyCat]

I didnt know it was possible to be a part time nun...

[andy-hughes]

Don't believe what you read in magazines!

Honestly - they do give a highly distorted picture of what 'men' - and we are not a homoginised species any more than 'women' are - want in bed, or indeed out of it.

The simple rule is this when it comes to intimacy of any kind, including talking to your partner -

if you are happy and comfortable doing what you are doiing, then it's fine for you two, and that might be anything from nightie on - lights off to a three-way with a Shetland pony!

If talking dirty comes naturally to you, then give it a go, if it doesn;t then don't. Your man will be less turned on by your trying to force yourself into something you obviously don;t do naturally, than if you just comment occasionally on what you like when he is doing something you enjoy.

Don't feel pressurised to fil some sort of magazine-based ideal - if you flip that logic over, you'll be trying to find a man like Brad Pitt, because no-one else can maker love as well as a gorgeous Hollywood hunk.

Stick to what you like, know, and enjoy - the rest all follows naturally.

Trust me - I'm a man!

[tracymort]

I know, trouble is my husband ignores me when I try it!

Try reading Scarlet magazine for ideas.

[zxcvasdfqwer]

Honey , put the man in your panties and bra and then ask him to do what ever you feel like you need to do. better ideas??? do it with me!