Karen Matthews

[Alan2]

Am I the only one that thinks she is a bit of a Babe?

[Ethel]

Obviously not as she has had children to five men.

[meglet]

Undoubtedly.

[Velvetee]

Yes you probably are. I think it's only a matter of time before the men in white coats cart you away.

[Ice.Maiden]

Do you live on the same street?

[sir.prize]

Wasn't Babe a small pig film star?

[4GS]

There isn't enough beer in the world to make her look sh4ggable

[spaced]

i wouldnt bang that with yours! I bet her muff looks like a yawning hippo

[daffy654]

Or a saggy welly top (heard in the pub one night)

[4GS]

During an intimate moment with her latest partner she asked him if he would remove his ring as it was hurting her. He replied "It's not my ring, it's me fcuking wristwatch"!!!!

[taranis]

Need to go to spec-savers?

[tigerlily11]

Obviously not as she has had children to five men.
Ethel.

Well at least 4 of them woke up, sobered up and left.
Only the fifth one stuck around and that would appear to be because of her daughters not her.

[Mamjet]

I was thinking she was kinda hot - in a common sort of way - just recently.

Apparently she can tie a cigarette in a knot inside her mouth. My kinda lady.

[Alan2]

Wonder if she'd take it up the @rse

[Beswad]

Me think Alan2 wants to be her partner No 6.

Make sure you have a paper bag!

[persianlady]

I did notice that she looked a lot cleaner on the day she appeared in court. Maybe they scrubbed her in the police station. She did look a lot better with her hair washed.