Phew thats a relief.

[knobbynonuty]

I dont supposed any of you noticed but I have been absent on here for the last 6 hours.

Now there is a very good reason for that, just after I posted my last post on here around 14.00 hrs the front door was kicked in by 5 mask wearing gun totting burglars all about 6 foot six tall and built like brick latrines.

Well they overporwered me and tied me and the dog and Le duck up and told me to show them my valuables.

So I quickly wipped out the pic of me you know the one with the white sunglasses.

Well while they were puking up in the toilet Le duck managed to gnaw through my ropes and I managed to overpower all 8 of them and tie them up.
The fuzz then turned up an hour later cause they were having their tea break.

So to cut a long story short the old bill promptly arrested me for infringing the 9 burglars human rights and held me in a cell until I said sorry to all 10 of them (the burglars not the bill) and pay them �10 each so I have been arrested made to say sorry to 12 gun slinging burglars and to cap it all of I had to pay out �140 compensation to them.

Jesus the laws an asss aint it.

[knobbynonuty]

Was that scarred or scared or both then figs.

[legend006]

Welll figs

just as welll it was a weee knobby then

or youd be really scarred




BTW >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I AM WHIFFY !!