New car

[twazerk]

Bloke buys his wife a brand spanking new ford fiesta and brings it home, wifey takes one look out of the window at it & whines, "but I wanted something that would go from zero to 140 in seconds", Bloke nips upstairs and gets the bathroom scales and says










" Hop on fatty"

[seare]

How dare u insult my wife and her birthday present!!!!!

[weeal]

lol

[figure]

Haha so true.

[sophie_1003]

140, thats only 10st hardly that fat!

[Mortartube]

140 Kg maybe!!!

[velvet lady]

like it.

just been contemplating a fattys club too!! any suggstions?