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[PullUpTulip]

A woman was playing golf, she teed off and watched as her ball flew directly towards a man playing the next hole.
She heard the cry of pain as he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"I'm so so sorry�" she said. "But I'm a Physical Therapist and if you'd let me I know I could help relieve your pain."
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," groaned the man still clasping his hands at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."

[Bird Legs]

This joke MUST be good - it keeps appearing on this site.

[PullUpTulip]

Whatever...

[velvet lady]

i`ve NEVER heard it b4, o i laughed

[Wop/tpo]

The old ones are the best