No, no, the world is going to end this year.
Pastor Lou Knee of the First Ohio Evangelical Church of Former-Day Saints has had a vision in which the Holy Virgin told him that the world will last for 6012 years. This is confirmed by the Synod of The We-Are-In Jesus Church of Pottius for which the number 6012 has been sacred since Ooay-bak. It is also the magic number of the disparate tribes of the Bah-Mi and Loo-Sin-Git in Central Africa.
To Judaeo-Christians the 6 stands for the number of days of the Creation and the 12 for the number of apostles. The zero stands for nothing.
So, since Archbishop Ussher told us that the earth was created at 12 noon on October 23 4004 BC, it follows that, 6012 years later, it will end at that time and date this year.
That gives Theland nearly 200 days to prepare his obsequious speeches of greeting to his God, and me to find a heavy asbestos suit.