an everton fan?

[bobtheturkey]

i heard thieves broke into their trophy room and stole a blue carpet :) imagine a toffee with that little quaint ramshackle stadium poking fun at the most successful club in english football history, whatever next :) the team comes out to the tune of the z cars which was on the last time they won anything :)

[tw@t]

yawwwwwwwwn

[cazzz1975]

I could barely see the team because lee carsleys head kept obscuring the view

[bobtheturkey]

yes we have stephen gerrard and they have lee carsley :)

[bobtheturkey]

what does the everton manager do after he has beaten liverpool?- turns off the playstation :)

whats the difference between a t bag and everton?- a t bag stays in the cup longer :)

[dot.hawkes]

plus, whe nI used to go to goodison, they never bothered about a carpark, they just got the local kids to ask for a bob to mind your car, so's when you got out the ground at least it would still have it's wheels, they really did look ater the cars though.

[123everton]

Bob how can you knock the blues when (according to Dot) you used to work for us?
If you know your history then you're fully aware that Everton's your club's daddy. If it was'nt for us, you would'nt exist....

[mistys]

And that is the only thing I am thankful to Everton for. Oh and Tim Cahill, but that's totally different ;o)

Thanks Bob, these have made me laugh :o)

[123everton]

Not half as much as I laughed when Riise scored that goal! ;-)

[mistys]

Ouch!