Drunken phone call>>>>>>

[pastafreak]

A drink to the first person who can guess who it was from.....!!!!

[harryshaw]

lampost

win in he end

smaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

ouccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh

the fcka is bigga than me crunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnch
nossssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee

smackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked

and 2 black eyes to o with it

bl******dyyyyyyyyyy

pandas

ne nah ne nah ne nah ne nah ne nah nenah

fcking run cops is up on us

im taking cover byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xxx

[Ice.Maiden]

ROFL @ Monts!!!!!!! Good job you didn't go as well hun! You would've handcuffed knobby to your hotel bed, I just know it!

[mistys]

Think she was speaking Knobby there Bez.

[~max~]

Leg didn't call me! :O(

lol

[~max~]

Anybody else is picturing Monty dressed as a cow girl, with the two drunken idiots trying to get it on with the young tanned things in Majorca's bars???

[pastafreak]

O my....no drink--------and I can understand monty!!!!!...... ;-0

[pastafreak]

Mmmmm-max...and with a whip!-lol

[~max~]

Oh dear...I'm seeing an inflatable sheep somewhere in the picture...lol

[pastafreak]

You just made me splutter chocolate alll over the keyboard!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Hope the bagpipes don't take a battering!

[pastafreak]

Yikes!!!...did they bring those too??

[Info Bank]

I dont have Bagpipes but love my Kilt....So do all the Ladies.

Before some smart ARSE comes on Ladies are not LADDIES ......Been there with the Public toilets .....Ladies in Scotland wear the Trowsers so Men with Kilts Go in the lavs with th pic of a man with the kilt on...LOL.

[harryshaw]

havin a domestos

or im been sickoooooooooo

well still by me sell

past a me sell by dateeeee

ooppps i hate dates

they make you s teeeeeeeeeeeee

late dinner omg x

no really i am havin a domestic

but a bit too private for now xxxxx
hvae to go as im at work 7 30 am nite mates xxxxxx

[Ice.Maiden]

Blimey Monts!!!!! That was a bit of a garble, hun. Hope everything sorts out. x

I don't know about bagpipes really Pasta - I keep mentioning them to Leggy though - as with sporrans. Don't ask me why!
I love kilts, Info Bank - well, men in them, anyway. I think they look really smart. but I don't know how Leggy'd look MINUS his!!! The mind boggles.

[pastafreak]

Oh dear me Ice...your imagination is working overtime!....should i be worried about getting any even drunker calls??! ( not from you-lol)