if ?

[johnny.5]

if you were to accidently tread on a snail and wanted to give the poor creature a decent funeral what type of funeral would you consider the most fitting ?
and what name would you consider the most appropaite for his eptaph ?

[B00]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy J5!!!! hello there darlin'! Where HAVE you been?

Anyhoo.....ummmmmm, burial at sea maybe? Name? What about Flat Eric?

[johnny.5]

hi boo i been banned from internet at work lol but back (for now anyhow )

[B00]

Well good to have you back anyway
xxx

[banned-dot]

You're puddled. why would it be a male snail? could it not be a girly snail?

[johnny.5]

come to think of it , it probably was a female snail and divorced too as she got the house

[Ice.Maiden]

Type of funeral? Laid to rest in some garlic butter on my plate!
Epitaph? Gone with the wind!

[B00]

smacks forehead, why didn't I think of it before? What name to give him? Why, its Brian of course!!!! (please tell me you know where I'm coming from here!)

And its a him- it has to be, or else the name won't fit!

[Ice.Maiden]

*Brian - lol! NOT the "Life of..." obviously....

[johnny.5]

ice
it was only a small wee snail with a yellow shell not big enough to eat but she had those evil, piercing eyes that seemed to follow you wherever you went
and yes boo boing time for bed

[pastafreak]

It would be flat and disgusting...no way would I want to pick it up...eeeuuuwww!...sorry-it would have to be food for a bird...name? ..mmm-slimey sue(girlie!)...Epithaph...."may she be forever at home"

[Ice.Maiden]

Pfft! EAT it!

[pastafreak]

uuurrhhgggg...not me!..snails used to be pets in our house!!

[johnny.5]

she thought her shell was her own little house but i think it looked more like a flat lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol @ johnny - but it's better to eat a snail than a caterpillar - 'cos that's not good grub! Mwhahaha!

Hi pasta - Dot. Only joking, hun. I also like snails really. (Mutters...and eating 'em's even better!). Whistle...walk away casually.....

[Tetsuba]

Snails have always been a torture victim for me (when I usesd to hang out with my brother). I used to poor salt over them (tasty). anyhow, the best burial site (from my experience) would be a leaf near a pond or somewhere that has a lot of water and slime or the neighbor's mailbox. Depending on the gender of the snail (if it was a girl) I would name it Peona (if it was a boy) I would name it Preston. Don't forget the tiny flowers!