okay random.........

[lilteddybear]

okay jus for a bit of fun post random words, phrases, slogons u have came across..................go ahead have a try.

[4getmenot]

I eat penguins with spoons

[cazzz1975]

she is just pulling your plonker!


thanks legend, I have never forgotton that phrase!

[markysngc]

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

[the g man]

May cow ***** fall on top for you

[the g man]

May cow ******* fall on top for you

[the g man]

May cow s h i t e fall on top for you

[bigmamma]

Think we heard you the first time thank you the g man !

[the g man]

it good to know what you dont know but also know what you know by knowing what you know

[the g man]

What is mind ?
it does not matter
What is matter never mind !!!!!

[redcrx]

Did you know that sex was invented by green algae?

[tinkerbell99]

what the hell is that? x

[funnygirl]

Sea Weed!!!

[DarkMajes71c]

of all the things i have lost, its my mind i miss the most.

[funnygirl]

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm!

[the g man]

nothing is sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye

[EngTeach]

A male student commenting on a girl, "I hate her. That's why ' piped that piece' and left."

[Marg0]

He killt a fourteen-year-old girl. Papers said it was a crime of passion but he told me there wasn't any passion to it. Told me that he'd been planning to kill somebody for about as long as he could remember. Said that if they turned him out he'd do it again. Said he knew he was going to hell. "Be there in about fifteen minutes". I don't know what to make of that. I surely don't. The crime you see now, it's hard to even take its measure. It's not that I'm afraid of it. I always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job. But, I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don't understand. A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He'd have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this world."

[Marg0]

"Just how dangerous is he?"
-"Compared to what.......the bubonic plague?" lol. I love that movie.

[steg]

bum