Private Eye

[stonemonkey]

If you read this, what's your favourite part?

I go straight to Dumb Britain, Luvvies and Coleman's Balls.

[jacko50]

i purchased private eye for the first time last month, i am a bit of a cynic so i loved it , however my wife bought the latest copy for me and i have hardly read it , i think i seem to have lost some of my cynisism lately , can anyone help?
i don,t know where i have gone wrong as i hate everyone and everything , nothing is funny to me and i think everyone talks bollax , but it still seems as if something is missing.

[stonemonkey]

What's to hate? Waste of energy.

[jacko50]

perhaps hate was/ is to strong a word, i apologise. i think i meant do not take naturaly to people .

[jacko50]

ok forget that lets start again ,i like tv eye rotten boroughs and funny old world.

[stonemonkey]

Jacko, people shock the life out of me. Don't the B's grind you down.

Funny Old World's amusing.

[jacko50]

as i said i am a cynic so nothing seems to shock me anymore and i don't seem to be able to react to anything people do i just expect it of them, it is sad really but what can we do.

[stonemonkey]

Does anything make you laugh or lift your spirits?

[jacko50]

yes of course loads of things, however other people think i am a bit strange when i laugh and they don't.. i am not being serious i am fine really just a bit tipsy.

[stonemonkey]

Tell me about it! The amount of times I've laughed like a drain and nobody else even smirks. Miserable old boots!

[jacko50]

oh, well at least there are two of us,

[Desperado]

Make it 3, am a cynic too. Private eye's on my subs list. Dumb britains got to be made up lol