Put-down lines. 'No chance mate'

[Miss Random]

What is the best put down line you have ever used, or for that matter what was the worst you heard?

[Miss Random]

C'mon knobby,
If you really have such a problem with them hussies (and of course, now you're a spoken for man)...
what do you say to them to kill their ardour?

Missy
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[enotrapfodne]

I got nonuts.

Can I have 3 stars fot that missy as I think that it deserves it

[China Doll]

Well I wouldn't want to continue a conversation that bored you anyway m'dear... there's very few people on here I'd call in my defence however.

What happened to knobby? ^^^

[enotrapfodne]

Hes in the dungeon as well as kp me ol china they have both been naughty boys on here

[China Doll]

Oh. And you're now knobby? I get so confused with the alias's on here it's best just to spell it out for me.

[China Doll]

That aimed at me legend?

I can understand the squeak comment but why the shame one?

[China Doll]

Like what? Truthful about not phoning anyone on here? I can't apologise for that as I'm not sorry.

However if the 10p comment stung then apologies, it was meant as a funny not as offensive.

[Ice.Maiden]

Was about 17, and I'd finally got "The Man". All went well until we got to the bedroom scene. Afterwards, the b@gger turned round and said: "Was that IT?"
"What?" I said. "I didn't realise you'd even started yet!"
Both exit.
Lol.

[bill preston]

i was talking to a friend who had just come out and being young and stupid i said "don't try it on with me" to which he promptly replied "don't worry, your not my type"

i still feel the pain after all these years!!

[leelapops]

My usual line, if someone sidles up and makes some offensive remark whilst trying to charm, is, "Single, then, are you?" Which usually shuts people up. I did it to a taxi driver recently who made some sexist comment...My partner laughed his socks off!

X

[whiskeysheri]

A few weeks ago a guy was staring at me and said, "I think I'm going to get lucky with you tonight." I told him I didn't think so, and turned away. He then said, "But I'm very rich," and, again, I told him I wasn't interested. Then he actually asked me for a "sympathy sh*g", I told him I really didn't feel that sorry for him. :o)

I actually shuddered.

[gina32]

the usual, where have you been all my life? wasnt born the first half! that usually shuts them up

[Skreecheeboy]

I'm afraid you're just too old for me. Broke that woman's heart I did!

[the 5niper]

Talk to the hand, the face aint listening

[amreco]

okay ive used this one a couple times.
if im out and i dont really want to talk to the guy.
and he asks me for my number or complements me.
"oh, sorry. i think you've made a mistake.I'm a girl."

[mskye19972@y]

You sir, are a waste of flesh!

There's only two a-holes in here, and you're both of them.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Earth is full. Go home.

You're beginning to make sense. It must be time to take my medication.

[mskye19972@y]

is that your face or has your neck thrown up?