kinel is it hot or what????

[Marg0]

on top of which I'm being forced into a bloody skirt! Again! I love how Scotland is clamping down on knife crime while insisting that when people go to functions where they are gonna get drunk, then a knife gently insterted into top of sock is 'de rigeur'. As is this stupid groin-purse thing. Going for a wee is now SUCH a hassle. Ladies, you have my full sympathies.

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Is it hot where you are?

[tiggerblue10]

Hi Weeal,

I can't wear tights cos they feel al funny in certain places so I avoid skirts and dresses in winter. Also I'd rather not have chaffing in summer. Lol lol

I'm painting a very pretty picture here aren't I?! hehe

[weeal]

lol i know what u mean tho, tights are a no-no, i just bare the leggies or wear long skirts n boots

[Waspette]

*shivers*.. cold in England... so cold..

[pink-kittens]

Not so hot here either
Chilly winds coming form somewhere lol

[hau kola]

Its been hot here all day and i don`t like it.

[Marg0]

Waspette it's about time England got some bad weather, if you want to feel true cold try coming to Scotland in winter. If you think you can handle it.

[Waspette]

what do you mean? if i can handle it? i've been lead to believe that you's lot can only handle the cold due to your excessive fatness and blatent dependancy on buckie.

[tiggerblue10]

Well it was warm but quite windy in the southest today.

[Marg0]

last time I watched Jeremy Kyle I believe most of the buckiholics were from doon sooth. Even if the Scots have excessive midcircumferentiality it is so we can stock up before the english try and cut off our supplies again. Or didn't you read any history at skool?

[Waspette]

Darling, I don't watch Jeremy Kyle so i couldn't possibly say.

And you can stop getting your tarten in a twist.. we had you once and gave you back cos you were s***e (which I believe is the correct vernacular)

[Marg0]

OIL

TARMACADAM

PENICILLIN

DEEP FRIED MARS BARS

tartAN

GORDON BROWN

You may take our land but you can never take our stovies.

You gave us our land back only when you'd bled us dry of oil and left our youth peniless and on the dole.

[Waspette]

your youth deserve nothing better.

And i don't concern myself with anything Northern.. you'll all be dead soon anyway, mostly becuase of the things you just listed.

And GB is doing a frankly marvellous job of ballsing up my country currently. you can have him back if ya want.


If only dear Maggie was still capable...

[Marg0]

After all she did for the miners oop north. Your boys from the black stuff would be still be fighting the good fight if you hadn't killed them all off with poverty and chronic lung failure.

[Waspette]

Socialist lies.. the plain fact of the matter was that they ran out of coal

[Marg0]

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Cutest blotchiest girl in the north. But Marge0 loved her.

[Waspette]

I have reapplied! and therefore am no longer streaky.

[Marg0]

You should have called me up I am self-tanning experto super homogenousator. My service charge is reasonable and special gift for repeat customer.

[Marg0]

I just wasted some dude in a heads up match, notice my elevated mood lol. So much for giving up poker as of last nigh. I left like 5 bux in each account and decided to whirl it up this evening.
So what happens after the application, you have to sit naked for a bit with your bum on the edge of a chair? You should get people two write over the streaky bits!

[Waspette]

hmmm.. i don't think i'd trust you with fake bake. I feel i'd end up looking like a mistrel

[Waspette]

and no, no nakedness with bum on edge of chair. Just rub it in wait for it to dry (coupla minutes) and then back on with pj's. This is probably not the best thing to do but i have no curtains in my room and the neighbours are v watchful.