Stick of rock.

[stonemonkey]

If you were a stick of rock, what words would you have written through your middle?

[bigmamma]

Past my sell by date

[stonemonkey]

Aww bigmamma..that can't be true lol

[bigmamma]

Afraid it is true stonemonkey :-(

[leelapops]

Ah mamma I don't believe that for a moment! xx

Newsdesk, lol!

[funnygirl]

Logic if you still about, I am gonna whack you on the head with my rock!!!!

I am busy, go away!

[harryshaw]

thats sum reading china


must have

randy dandy

stick this in your mouth

thick one
thin one or
is this the real one

juicy lucy

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol xxxxx

[logic]

funnygirl BUSY, ?

That should be under phrases and sayings,
In the Joke section.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PML.

[Octavius]

I would probably have something along the lines of:

This rock is made from my body, and the writing from my blood.

Enjoy me.