Disappointment with pet poodle

Marg0 | 17:43 Thu 15th May 2008 | Animals & Nature

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I took my poodle of 12 years to the vet for her first checkup and my vet has sadly advised me that I may have been the victim of a scam, i.e. she was never a poodle but is in fact a different species, perhaps a rare species of sheep. Is it common for mutton to be dressed up as poodle? I'm so upset I don't quite know what to do.
It does explain the patchy lawn and highly unusual 'bark' however.
What should I do?

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Marg0

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Na, those are poodles.

Kleiber

Again, I haven't bothered to read the replies to your stupid question - I'll say what I said last week, you plonker - "Get a Life!!!"

alfieblue

ditto!!!

Dee Sa

you have had your dog for 12 years and this is the first check up ??????????????????what about vaccinations etc all these years. poor thing having to put up with you.

Dee Sa

you have had this dog for 12 years and its the first check up ??????????
what about vaccinations etc ??????
poor thing having to put up with you.

winebuyer

You've had a pet for all those years, and now you find out that you can eat it. as well

You should be happy.

Marg0

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lol. Might fatten her up a bit yet.

winebuyer

Fair shout, Marg0. She gets fed, then you get fed.

winebuyer

It's not so common for mutton to be dressed up as poodle. Mutton is usually dressed up as lamb!

tiggerblue10

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winebuyer

SO is your pet a dogsheep, as opposed to a sheepdog ?

Marg0

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lesbian ewes! Ewww! So wrong!!! Butch and butcher!

Dogsheep, I think. Was always particularly poor at 'fetch'. It's all falling into place now.

DotH

when i saw this thread come up in the grey box i was only half paying attention and i thought it said 'disapointment with pot noodle, I was gonna tell you is was in the wrong category : (

winebuyer

Hence you disappointment, Marg0? Constantly having to go to and retrieve balls that you had thrown yourself, in the expectation that your pet might have wanted to join in the fun.

BTW ...

... is it Marg(zero), or Marg(capital letter o) ??

Marg0

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Slight disappointment with pot noodle, 1 hour later I'm starving again.
I'm Marg0, yep. Dad was mathematician. Mum a baker.

winebuyer

SLIGHT disappointment with Pot Noodle ???

Yeah, like ... bleeeaaagh, spit spit.