my spider housemate

[bobtheturkey]

stuart the spider always goes for a leisurely stroll across my ceiling same time every night, should i blue tac a series of rewards on the ceiling to make his walks more enjoyable?

[oldgrape]

i would steer clear of the room if i came round i would be screaming like a little girl

[weeal]

he's a creep, just splatter him

[Kleiber]

Don't hurt Stuart!! Just remember, he eats all those nasty flies and mozzies that buzz round your head at night!
old grape - is that you?? I mean the original? Back? It's good to see you on here again!

[oldgrape]

it is the REAL me if you dont believe me heres my famous catch phase

i've no one to talk to only a grape covered in mould he gets a bit boring cause he's so old.
lol

[shanx]

i would take off my slipper , give him a good swipe , get an antiseptic wet wipe , peel him off throw him through the window , slam the window , draw the curtains , stuff toilet paper in the vents . get next doors cat to sleep on my bed , with the light on , get a duster an get rid off cobwebs , then get under the duvet and stay awake all night just in case .

[cazzz1975]

I would imagine the ceiling is heaving with spider momo's

[B00]

Heyyyyyyyyyyy, you have a pet spider too bob? :-)

I have one too- Simon, he's ginormous and lives somewhere in my fireplace. I swear when he comes out late at night you can almost hear him stomping he's that big. I'm extremely fond of him and I hope he's around for quite awhile. He's way more preferable to dirty sodding flies.

[4getmenot]

I trap them under a glass then if they survive 2 days they are rewarded with freedom

[Kleiber]

I used to have two pet tarantulas (seriously!) One was called Octavia (appropriate for a spider!) and the other was called Pandora. They were lovely, but Mr K hated them & said that if ever they got out when I wasn't there, they'd get his "slipper treatment" too. Fortunately, it never happened.