Girl in the office

[eyebrows]

100% true

I told a girl in my office that i am getting my dog spayed on teh weekend...

her reply

"awww thats mean, what colour?'

just thought id share that with you all

[redcrx]

thanks

[squarebear]

lol nice one. Is she blond by any chance?

[EmEd1984]

:O o.m.f.g.

that gave me a giggle, thanks eyebrows!

[4getmenot]

Excellent my mate has come out with some corkers over the years that I�m thinking maybe I should write a book. We�d had aerobics one night and after she said that she sweated loads I told her that you lose weight when you sweat and she said �Wow I�ve lost loads on my forehead then�

[weeal]

pwahahaa

[eyebrows]

no, she actually brown haired....but from chatham....so would explain it! lol

worse still, she just bought a dog too

[weeal]

this one is quite cute

http://respublica.typepad.com/photos/uncategor ized/2007/03/17/green_dog.jpg

[naky-nag-nat]

'' worse still, she just bought a dog too ''

What colour?

[Octavius]

If you are getting it spayed, its not a dog is it?!

[eyebrows]

not sure it matters, she can have it sprayed

[4getmenot]

Another classic my mate said was me and her were talking one night about a girl we knew becoming pregnant and I was shocked as I was seeing the father of the child around about the same time baby was conceived and my mate was even more shocked and said �oh my god it could be yours then!!�

[weeal]

OMG 4get, thats hilarious lol

[eyebrows]

lol she had tip ex on her monitor

[4getmenot]

Last week we went driving through a village and she said 'oh look at that lovely bungalow, its got an upstairs'

[Octavius]

Hmm, she sounds like the type of girl who could have two brain cells by getting pregnant and would name her pet zebra �Spot�.

I bet she feels like an underachiever when looking at forms and seeing that she always gets an "F" in sex.

[LAW_DROP-OUT]

Eyebrows.... this isnt BOUCHERS girl friend .....by any chanc e...se a post on chatterbank .. Kevin boucher ....