birthday presents

[pjgriffo]

A very wealthy happily married man, and a not very wealthy unhappily married man were in the pub discussing their wives upcoming birthdays.

I've got her a new BMW and a diamond ring, said the wealthy guy, if by chance she doesn't like the ring she can return it to the jewellers in the new BMW and she will still feel pretty good about herself.

Well said the second guy I've got mine a pair of slippers and a dildo. If by chance she doesn't like the slippers , she can go and **** herself.

[squarebear]

lol class. This will be getting told down the pub tonight.