Cheesy dreams

[slimfandango]

Had some nice Leerdammer last night before I fell asleep, completely forgetting of course that every other time I have cheese before going to bed that it's mega dream city. And man....the Leerdammer didn't disappoint. Not nightmares, but often involving some lovely lady from my past, but not in a heavy way. Why does cheese do this? Does this happen to everyone? Am I becoming a drug user if I start having Leerdammer suppers just to revisit this girl? If I have Dairylea or Tesco value cheddar will I see a minger instead?

[5029]

The reason why cheese does this is because it is difficult to digest, therefore your body cannot fall into a deep sleep as it has to stay awake to some extent to enable itself to digest.

Because you are not in a deep sleep, you remember the dreams which you would not usually have remembered (we don't dream more, we just remember them more!)

[slimfandango]

Cool! Cheers for that!

[D.G.W.T.H.]

My smegma taste like chesse