sex in the dark

[logic]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent barstard,"

She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"



The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

[ChuckFickens]

LOL like that one logic

Hey how'd ya get on with your adventures into linux?

[logic]

spose mfunnygirls heard it, :-(

[helliebobs]

Oooh, so how did he explain the toy then? :)

[codgers'kid]

how did she explain the kids more like?

[ChuckFickens]

also how did he explain the buzzing sound for 20 years?

[logic]

Hey chuck, got it insalled ,can't fathom out how to drive it yet.

[helliebobs]

Hmm yes, not to mention all the batteries he must have forked out for, wonder if that came out of her housekeeping money?

[Robgue]

tinititis for the buzzing sound lol. Seriously though my wife insists on the light out and i've always thought she spoke in her sleep lol

[funnygirl]

Very good.

I cannot wait to email this one tomorrow to my colleagues!!

They already (I blame Logic) think I', disgusting!!