omg youll never believe it !!!

[Dr-Legend]

Well last night i went to my church for friday evening prayers as i do every week.Being a good christian and a strong believer in the faith.
Anyway alll went as normal and afterwards we had tea and biscuits.
Thing is i slipped into the back room and helped myself to some of the communion wine , a very cheeky little red.
Well after a few glasses i made my way back out to see that sister mary had joined us.
Shes always had a thing for me , welll you can see why obviously.
So when she offered to give me a lift ,which she already had in that tight fitting habit , but thats another tale.
Well i just had to say yes.
So i was a surprised as you when enroute home she took the wrong turning and made her way towrads the top of mount teide.Well i played it cool and didnt say anything , as she pulled into a secluded layby at the top of mount teide .The sky was a blanket of darkness lit here and there by stars.I could see the big dipper and the plough , then as she disrobed her habit i could see the bare i mean bear.
Well withiout going into too much detail teide wasnt the only mounting that was there.

My problem is .
Should i telll the mother superior that i drank some of the communion wine?


I cant tell her about me and sister mary.

Shed be shocked and very angry.





Especially as im supposed to be giving her one tonight.

What should i do?

I told you you wouldnt believe my dilemma.

[Octavius]

OMG, that is soooooo funny, however do you come up with 'em.

Chances are they'll be glad to be rid of the stuff, most of it is foul and the rest is just grape juice without any alcohol.

She'll probably thank you for it and give you 'specials' tonight.

[radiogaga]

you should write a book.

[Dr-Legend]

No need to be facetious octavius i said youd never believe me.



Whats a man to do?

And i took the hypocritical oath too , i sore to telll the biggest untruths that i could in fitting with the traditions of cb.

See lifes so cruel.

[pastafreak]

OMG !!!.....you have such a fertile imagination.....where does it all come from???

[pastafreak]

ROFL-have you seen the ads>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> next to this???

[Dr-Legend]

vocation match
wanna be a priest ?

interests must include liking small boys and not having sex with women.

also good if youre catholic too

lol