heather mills !!!!

[Dr-Legend]

Omg i just heard on the radio that old long john silver is in tenerife.
I wonder if anyone spots her and shouts hello will she leg it ?
Or hop it ?


Was this in bad taste ?


If so do you think she deserves it anyway?

[tiggerblue10]

Her physical appearance isn't her fault so that bit is bad taste, but her nasty character makes up for it.

I'm hoping to have assisted you.

[Dr-Legend]

Youre hopping to have assisted me?


Now thats in bad taste tiggz


Btw dont you thibnk that mcartney should have realised that she was alll about the money?
Lets faceit he looks like a california raisin and shes pretty hot shes actually rated high in the hot in their 40s polll on our local radio station here in the reef.


Im sure she takes it in the fun its meant?
Its only leg pulling anyway int it ?

[funnygirl]

What's she doing there??

I thought she was off to the caribbean with her clan??!!

[tiggerblue10]

He should have listened to Stella from the offset. She always said she was a money grabber.

[dot.hawkes]

perhaps she wants to dip her toe in the Tenerifeeee waters, get a foot on the property ladder, she's looking for a step up in the world maybe, to stand on her own one foot so to speak

[dot.hawkes]

she's looking for a shoulder to lean on, it's tough being out on a limb and not having the foothold in society she should have, it's not the first time she will have been thrown off balance by the public opinion of her but she will not be put on the back foot

[Dr-Legend]

What really shocked me was that paul married her .Alll that crap about linda being his soulmate etc etc theres been loads of stories since telling how linda was involved with someone else and they werent as close as they madeout.
Adding insult to injury he marries her.
Stella was merely annoyed because i imagine after hearing your dad spout how much he misses your mum to go and grab the first bimbo on offer was very disrespectful to linda.

For that ill never think of mcartney as an honest man.

Probabvly as much a liar as mills.

[Dr-Legend]

Can anyone remember the name of the guy linda was supposed to be involved with?
trying to google.

[daisycup]

I'm not a great lover of Heather Mills but I also can't understand the hype on Paul... I don't think he is very nice at all. He should stop bringing out rubbish songs as well.

[mrs_overall]

Heather went off for a picnic
Her new lover was all of a quiver
He twanged her left suspender
And her leg flew off in the river

[frankleigh]

Apparently, Ringo rang Paul up to ask if he would ever go down on one knee again. Paul told him not to call Heather that!