Years ago I stayed at a crummy B & B on Dixon Rd. in Blackpool. Each day's leftovers were turned into Soup of the Day the following one. Breakfast was HALF an egg on 1 round of toast - or a small portion of cheap cornfalkes. It was so awful and disgusting, that it became a joke. Anyone stayed anywhere worse?!!
I stayed at one that in Staffordshire that had a meter for the heater that took 10p's for only for about 15min of heating in the room in the middle of winter.
I Picked the lock on the meter and fed the same 10p through about 50times to get a nights heating