my wee old mum is really nice and polite etc and never swears but is getting a bit more ehm, modern in her language this past wee while which scares me lol,
i got a message on my a/phone at home last night, she had called and I wasnt in and the message was her shouting"alison? alison? are you there? alison? oh sh!te" - pmsl
I'm heading off in 9 minutes (me? splitting hairs?? never!) and I have my brother and very pregnant sister in law coming for tea. I'm going to feed her a super strength curry and hopefully get her started!