I rarely undertake in sycophantic (sense the scotch reaching for their dictionaries) or personal threads, but thought I will write one to you.
Now I am fully aware that I have berated you in the past and I wish to humbly apologise for any undue upset or distress I may have caused you from an historic perspective.
However, upon reflection and more so in recent times, I wish to inform you that your style of writing and assumed Received Pronunciation you no doubt orate (sense the scotch again) really is second to none.
I am in fact honoured that certain atavists here believe I am you and vice versa and when another great raconteur enters the debate that we/i are/am he, namely newsdesk, is also included. It is indeed sartorial compliment when we are likened, even more so when we are the same.
I doff my hat to you dear Whiffey, and without sounding patronising in anyway, I am glad you have refound your once exacting wit that, to be honest, is probably the greatest on here.
Whiffey, regardless of your returned opinion, I like you. I really do.
Had a long run of utter doodle dangles which gave me the right hump and has kept me busy. I've been around but not always in CB. Tried out that yeoville thingy magiggy but can't get in to it. How are you my love? I've not seen you around for time, any gossip for me?
Nice as naz is i wouldnt trust him as far as i could throw him and he aint no lightweight.
That said its nice to know theres still a part of cb that holds his attention.
I have discussed whiffy offlfine in geat detaila nd am reliably informed that though he comes across as an inane , pompous and opinionated guy on here.
Hes apparently really nice.
Though only offline due to the restrictions on pretending to be someone else.