Is this really how man was made ?

[logic]

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve,

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sun rises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem,
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, and catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain" reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes ears, etc�.she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced." "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away".
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
."Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a
part of you.Now Let's see...where did I put the useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

[bimbo123456]

Love the idea! Did you make it up yourself?

[logic]

No afraid not, i copied it.

[funnygirl]

Cheat!!

I thought I'd heard this one before.

[logic]

funnygirl you just love to ruin my day don't ya,?
and another thing,( iv'e just realised,) if you can get from Lundun to anderby in an hour , I'll take you both for dinner,

Nar goo on.

[funnygirl]

Wow an offer I can't refuse!!!


you're on!!!

[logic]

I'll need proof of your time of departure,
And if you don't make it in an hour, Mr funny pays for the meal.

[funnygirl]

I will have to consult the map!!!

After all I have never been to Anderby!!!!

[logic]

aha, Chickening out already,

[gerroff]

logic, I'll do it in 30 mins if youre paying.

I'm in Peterborough, and I know where anderby is,

[funnygirl]

I'm not chickening out!!!!

Butt out Gerroff!!!!

Logic, is it rather short notice and my diary is somewhat full for this weekend!!!

I like to plan ahead and don't you worry one day I will come & meet you!!!