Toilet Ettiqute

[eyebrows]

After reading a post below i have a question of my own...

You really need to poo, and you go into teh the toilet, and there is a cleaner in there, cleaning teh toilet next door, or teh urinals, or floor outside etc etc....whatever...

do you still go poo, or fake out and wee, and go back 10mins later?

[4getmenot]

jogger that old friend of mine would do that

[Lakitu]

What do you guys think about this, a couple of weeks ago I was getting my livingroom blinds installed. The guy took his wife along, I assume as his assistant. I offered them both a cuppa, which they accepted and me and the wife had a chin wag as he was putting up my blinds.

She then asked if she could use my loo, which of course she can.

About 5 minutes or so after she came out, the guy was finished and they went on their way. I went to use the loo myself, but when I walked in the bathroom it was STINKING!!!

I was offended that she would walk into my house (a stranger to her!) and do a number 2.

Would you be?

[raysparx1]

I would do it in my pants and leave them on the seat of the bus or train I was taking home.

[joggerjayne]

I think blokes can get away with it 4getmenot, because they find toilet things inherently funny.

But we don't ...






... do we ...






... girls ...









... Bwaaaahaaaa haaaahaaaa haaaaah haaaa

[Lakitu]

LOL JJ

There's a woman who does a No 2 at work, quite loudly too.

There was a woman who fell asleep on the loo one lunchtime a few months back. I could hear the snoring, went and told my colleagues and we all tip toed in there. One of them eventually knocked and said "are you OK?"

The woman woke up and said "yeah, I just dozed off"

How can you doze off on the loo at work?? My mind boggles.

[joggerjayne]

Oh yeah, we've all fallen asleep in loos from time to time.





Surely passed out comatose? ....... Ed.

[Lakitu]

Passing out while hugging the toilet after a heavy night is different to just dozing off at work LOL

The toilet is rather comfy when you're drunk.

[funnygirl]

I once saw a lady, in the street pull down her pants and squatted to do her business in the street.

This was a saturday morning and although it was a side street, people could see her and she did not care!!!!

[skyep]

Hi eyebrows!
Just to pick up on what funnygirl said about her male cleaner @ work. Unless he's had a sign up stating the toilets were being cleaned, it's not really on for him to be cleaning them whilst females are in there. I'm a cleaner & have to give warning the toilets are being cleaned with a sign stating exactly that. If people ignore that sign I get a bit miffed, especially when they have alternative toilets to use. But no, he should leave for a minute then go back, have a word!

[Lakitu]

eugh!!!

[funnygirl]

Skep, I think our cleaner is a dirty old man!!

Some girls have complained, me I just give him the most filthiest of looks I can muster. Lol.

[4GS]

if someone else is in the loos I will chuck some toilet paper down first to 'dull' the sound.

I thought I was the only person on planet earth who did that!!

Also, if I'm using an unfamiliar toilet and it's a sit down job, I have to clean the plastic seat with tissue paper before I bare my arse on it.

I'm really funny about going for a tom-t1t, once in the Army in Germany I headed off into the middle of a thick wood, selected a tree which was surrounded by bushes so no-one could see me, I dug a small recipticle, dropped my troosers and proceeded to empty my bowels. As I was doing so I heard the sound of "Clip clop, clip clop clippety clop" and looked up to see about 30 odd German school kids go riding by on horse back all waving and smiling at me and saying " Guten tag Herr soldat"

[skyep]

Hi funny, it's not on really! We have loads of male cleaners where I work who wouldn't dream of cleaning the ladies while ladies are present! xxx

[ChuckFickens]

but how about the trick question of urinal etiquette for blokes, if there are 3 and the two outer ones are in use do you use the middle.. and then it becomes really tricky if there are 4 and the 2 outer ones are in use as you have to pick who to stand next to..

arrrgh can be such a nightmare :)

[jno]

4GS, I had to go on the road to Mandalay once... I got an upset stomach on the Rangoon bus; the driver obligingly stopped but it was open fields (and peasants) all around; I just had to go by the side of the bus. The thought still brings me out in a bit of a cold sweat.

[eyebrows]

actually i can far more relate to the urinal nightmare, as whoever you choose to satnd beside look like your trying to cop a look.....ha ha...