Bizarre tattoo

[spiff]

Ok. I'm trying to raise money to send a group of volunteers to Nicaragua next year to do community projects. I'm willing to get a strange tattoo on my back (roughly 3") to gain sponsorship. I'd like to know what your ideas are for a suitably weird tattoo to have done. To start the ball rolling, it's been suggested  so far to have the ingredients of a pot noodle, or a picture of gordon ramsey licking elton john's face on me back. Cheers! xx P.S. I'm not joking!

[krissy04]

how about a wodden rocking chair sitting in someones hand??? or an old person bending over blowing a golf ball into the hole... or a check with ur name and adress and phone number on it??  or a pair of work glasses.... or a paper shredder....Compliements of me and a couple or people...hope these are some weird enough ideas for a tattoo that can help you out spiff... or what about a random pubic hair??

[nicola_red]

How about the Jackass off-road tattoo?  You get someone to tattoo something on you whilst you're driving along a dirt track in an off-road vehicle.  See the movie for evidence!

[saffstar]

Or a tattoo of your own face with one of your catchphrases written underneath - a la Steve-O's 'Yeah Dude, I Rock!' - pure genius. Either that or a picture of an owl 

[marchantino]

what about a christmas tree?i dont know anybody with a christmas tree. good luck with your crazy quest hope you find something as mad as you are!

[spiff]

Cheers people!...keep the suggestions coming please!!xx

[Greedyfly]

Zippy - as in 'Rainbow' or George!

[ama]

Would you be getting a permanant tattoo or one of the 5 year ones where the ink slowly breaks down. A tattoo parlour near where i live has just started doing these.

[ezapf]

How about this:

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[spiff]

ama- it's goona be permenant!!!

[Mr.Ix]

This might take a bit of research but why not get a barcode done. Make it accurate so that a it spells out "Nicaragua" or something when you actually scan it with a supermarket reader. failing that, get a picture of a Horse with a hat on.

[Iron-Fan]

a ghost in a filing cabinet eating a penguins broken heart

[Jamie Lewis]

How about some words like - "look at this really s*** tattoo I've had inked on my body and will have to live with for the rest of my life" 

[Octavius]

What about an arrow with a sign saying 'G' spot

[krissy04]

How about a shelf with some books on it?? or a pair of shoes...or santa flying in his sleigh but in stead of reindeer, naked chickens or people?

[krissy04]

Spiff- which of these ideas are you actually considering?

[yellowduck]

I know a Chinese bloke who has 'Made in China' on his back. Depending on where you were conceived something like that would be cool! By the way, went to Nicaragua and Costa Rica in the summer - best time ever. Nicaragua's amazing and if you get a chance climb Volcan Concepcion - it's a challenge but surprisingly manageable as it is meant to be one of the hardest x x