win a fight against pat butcher armed only with a spatula while she was armed with a rolling pin and would you rather fight cliff richard or jim bowen in the final
I could only beat Pat if I got a good hold of her earrings befroe she lamped me with her rolliing pin. I would rather fight cliff richard as I hate every song he has ever made and it would give me pleasure to hurt his ears in return for his hurting mine.
The thoughtof cazz mauling the large lesbian from eastenders at first fillled me with trepidation.
Then when i saw cazz would have a spatula i knew it was job done .