Mario and Lisa Fan Club

[sunflower68]

Apparantly a large portion of the British public are in this club. Anyone out there......


Oh, and for all you BB haters out there who are obviously reading the BB threads, yup we know you hate BB : )

[Sir Alec]

I was very impressed with Mikey's speech in the diary room tonight. The others forget that he's blind - not deaf OR stupid! He's got them all sussed and even seems to be cottoning on to Mario a bit, which I'm pleased about. I've got it on live now on More4 and Mario and Mikey are bitching about Rex always wanting to be in the kitchen. If you're on basic rations, who better to think of a few recipes to ring the changes. Although - did no-one think to buy a cheap box of mixed herbs to liven it up?

[sunflower68]

Mario has a look about him....a look of someone who has been managing people for many years. You could say he was a manager of people. Look, he has done this stuff all his life. Surely he could do this stuff standing on his head..... he is truly a remarkable human being. We should really be grateful.

Sir Alec I couldn't resist : )

[Sir Alec]

Thank you for that sunflower68, and I truly mean that, (said through gritted teeth) They appear to be playing some version of murder in the dark. At first I thought they were meditating, sitting on the floor humming. Cat/Kat (?) is very sweet but I wish occasionally she had a volume control! Hirarious - not!

[Lakitu]

If it comes to a choice between Mario and Alex this week, I'm going to choose to chuck Mario, Alex provides us with far more entertainment with her arguments than Mario does with his ego.

[tinkertontom]

I've heard that BB have had to make all the doorways bigger so that ( look at me aren't I just brilliant ) mario can get his head through , what a ****

[happy_face]

tinkertontom.... almost choked on my lunch laughing at your door comment

[Sir Alec]

Did anyone see them all playing Chinese Whispers early in the morning. Dale didn't have the sense to remove his woolly hat. Instead he just kept shouting "What?" Nice but dim? I don't think he's even that good looking. Maybe he's just not my type.

[Sir Alec]

I've been reading posts about Trolls with interest as I didn't know what one was until now. I've never been on Facebook, so I'd no idea. I must admit I've read a couple of posts which were disturbing as I believed that the bloke was genuinely very ill. Then I read some of the responses and realised that the person was joking. It was all rather sick, actually.

[crisgal]

i didn't mind them until they started on about their bloody fan club.
i thought he was really unkind to darnell, who reacted just as mario knew he would, and got all wound up.
I think they are a riduclous couple to watch, quite entertaining though. she's like a parrot on his shoulder, chipping in every now and again, boosting his ego.

And another thing, why do they need to exercise ON each other? And just how long does her beauty regime take??

[Sir Alec]

You are right crisgal. Mario probably sees Darnell as a threat since he is very neutral and gets on with most of them. I once saw an albino black child in Sheffield many years ago and it's amazing that I still think of him occasionally and wonder how his life has been. It can't have been easy. He must be in his mid to late 20's by now. You can only hope that his peers have been accepting and kind to him.

[Sir Alec]

Lisa looked really upset when Mario said that she looked like The Joker wearing the new lipstick. Honesty is good, but it should be used with tact. When they first entered the house, she said that he looked like "Joey from Friends". I think this is a gross insult to Matt Le Blanc.

[Psychick]

She should have told him to try some then as looking like the joker would be a huge improvement for him!

I cant repeat what I called him when he siad that to her, the Ed will only star it out lol

[Lakitu]

That was pretty funny BB calling Mario for nothing really when they were about to get down to it!

[Psychick]

I wonder if it was their way of getting back at Mario on Lisas behalf for the lipstick comment? lol

[Sir Alec]

Also, Mario must be a bit thick. He kept telling BB that he was just dropping off to sleep. Has he not got the hang of the concept yet? Big Brother is WATCHING you. The slightest movement in the bedroom and the cameras are there immediately!