why am i at 48 years old so attracted to the women who wear white trousers

[misundrstood]

why do white trousered women get a look from me

[beanebabe]

My OH is 50 and far too lively for my liking (if you know what I mean). If you are single and go about attracting women in the proper manner then you have nothing to worry about. If you are lusting after teenagers then you have a problem.

[Octavius]

Perhaps it is a side effect of the brainwashing shock therapy used to get you away from the ladies in dark trousers?

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[Barmaid]

You probably wouldn't have been attracted to the fat old hag I saw in sainsburys earlier. In white linen (well slightly grubby actually), clearly wearing no knickers and clearly hirsuite!! WTF!!!!!

[misundrstood]

omg i dont attract women at 48 im male its just like i look at women in white trousers but why i dont know

[misundrstood]

thanks barmaid that will put me off and i see them in asda also but you know the rest

[Barmaid]

You only have to imagine it misunderstood. I had the misfortune of the smelly-pitted chav standing right next to me. I fear I am damaged forever.

[misundrstood]

ooh yough

[misundrstood]

thanks barmaid umm thats all i can say because i now feel sick