Babyyyyyyy!

[~max~]

Following on from auntie Lakitu's thread below, I was thinking...

If worst came to worst, would you be able to deliver a woman's baby?

I'm thinking I could, as I'm not squeamish when it's not my own blood (lol), and I've learned a few things over the years. Except maybe if there was ripping....*shudders*
What do you think?

Or even maybe, you've already done it?

[~max~]

Oh...Sorry Psychick...:O(

Lakitu, you gave me a fright with the mention of a corkscrew there!!!! pmsl!

[Psychick]

jayne? Is the trampoline for the one in labour, you or the baby? The images Im getting! lol

[~max~]

Sorry, JJ not auntie Lakitu!

[Lakitu]

LOL, you just got a blank expression from me there, Max!

[~max~]

I'm wondering about the trampoline too.....

[Lakitu]

It's Jayne's desire to have a bit of lesbian action on a trampoline, but including Velvetee's hubby as he apparently is quite (very) well endowed LOL

[~max~]

Ah! I had weird images there, of JJ in a white gown, holding a corkscrew above her head, going "argh! There ya are, ya little ******!"

[~max~]

Obviously, the starred out word was "little beautiful flowers", as I would of course never swear on here.

[joggerjayne]

LOL Lakitu.

But ... well, you know ...

[unrulyjulie]

Hell yes, would be a dream come true for me !

[Lakitu]

Of course it was, Max! LOL

LOL Jayne, you're not getting all bashful on me now, are you??

[Psychick]

Lakitu, can you tell your sis in law not to do anything for the next hour, I want to go and watch Alex getting kicked out of BB. Thanks :) lol

*still wondering about the trampoline*

[Lakitu]

LMAO! I'm ashamed to say I sent a text asking her not to do anything until after 10 blush

[~max~]

And I'm sure she would just go "but of course, I wouldn't want to disturb your nightly television entertainment"....lol

[Lakitu]

That's exactly what she said! How did you guess? LOL

[~max~]

Female intuition.