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"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Germany, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly To Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack, and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the bloody hell is that on the Balcony with Dave?"