Funny start to the day

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Thought this would make some of you chuckle, thus kick starting the day with a smile....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vtr8zjMM-Khg

Cockney Boy

[4getmenot]

I kick started my day with a pigeon

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so I hear. The next door's dog is going to have a slight tummy ache by the end of the week. Im gonna buy some chocolate laxitives and teach it and its owners a lesson.

[4getmenot]

oh dear.

[tigerlily11]

Don't be mean. Give the laxatives to the owner. The result will be far more fun and the suffering will be aimed in the right direction.

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no the suffering will be aimed at the dog for barking at the most stupidest things...."oh look there's a fly in the garden, let me bark for an hour"

I hope it sh1ts all over their carpets, serves them right for letting the dog bark and keep my 7mth old daughter awake all night

[tigerlily11]

Like I said aim it at the owners because they are at fault, the dog is just a dog.
My dog barks when some one comes to the door but not at flies. He will bark for about 5 mintues after we go out then goes and sits and sulks til we come back.
A well trained dog will not bark at everything. Call the RSPCA because it sounds like they don't deserve the dog if they can't be bothered to train it.