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Perhaps I should have added that the reason I would like to do something is because their customer service does not do anything - not matter how loud you shout.
And as for the first answer - did you read the question? That's the whole point! There is no alternative to Ebay, so they can treat you as badly as they like. Why send unhelpful pointless answers like that? Are you really bored?
Now it's not an unanswered questions, I'm not going to attract any serious answers. Thanks a bunch.