Do you blame noisy/smelly body functions on other people??

[what..the?]

We share an office building with lots of companies and they like to be nosey and leave their door open to see and hear what is happening in the communal areas, so when I burp really loudly I shout my bf's name out really loud and say how could you I'm on the phone....if you can get the other persons name shouted first I feel the blame has been passed across sucessfully,

...hopes no-one here shares my building otherwise the truth will come out.

[lajohn]

LOL

have you noticed? looks like green legend has gone.

[4getmenot]

you work with your bf?? Is that hard? And no if I burp I say excuse me. I did hear my boss fart other day though and he blatantly pretended he hadnt

[4getmenot]

yes lajohn he's gone to the _ _ _ _ lol

[what..the?]

Yes we work well together, we are often busy all day though and even though our desks are right across from each other, at the end of the day we'll look across and say 'oh hi there how was your day!'

[raysparx1]

4get you need proof before you can accuse your boss, I therefore suggest you sniff his gusset as a sign of definite proof of where the smell exuded from.

[4getmenot]

eeeeeeeuuuuugh it was last week and if his gussett still stinks thats even worse

[lajohn]

how do you know his gusset still stinks? have you been playing doggies and sniffing? LOL

[4getmenot]

I dont know

[4getmenot]

I said 'if' lajohn

[lajohn]

ok if it is

[what..the?]

this talk is freaking me out now

-tapes up nose with magic tape

[CAJ1]

Someone I work with once blatantly farted while he was walking past and then waved his hand around his bum area to get rid of the smell! I didn't know whether to laugh or be disgusted...some people have no shame!

[lajohn]

Some people have no decorum!

[legend]

Some people have no brain cells

[lajohn]

now look what you have done with 'bold'! soon you will be gone. why are you doing this? maaann ..... behave for once.

[firewatch]

try working in a supermarket where you get loads of people dropping bodily smells! its awful, though it does come in handy from time to time to cover your line mangers just before hand, god i swear sometimes he has rotting bowels.