Anyone been watching Masterchef?

[tiggerblue10]

I don't normally watch it but I've watched this series. Josie D'Arby did brilliantly in the restaurant challenge last night.

I would love to go on Masterchef but I'd be far too nervous. Is there any shows you would like to partake in?

[whiffey]

Is this a good thread on which to post immortal sayings from the Toad and Pasty? Such gems as:

"You have ruined a simple risotto"
"It's too big and scruffy for me"
"WOW ! WOW! WOW !"
"A very very little duck"
"Are you trying to tell us to get lost ?"
"Your dumplings are great"
"I like your crispy bits"
"The kale is the big problem for me"
"Tweak it ! Tweak it ! Tweak it !"
"Not any part of any single plate was good"
"I've got a nice little tray of meat"
"I think she really really wants it"
"Lamb and Fennel ? Together ? That's a risky combination"
"I don't understand fish and egg very well"
"Don't be frightened of parsnips"
"The duck breast can't be an afterthought to a banana leaf"
"..bothers me a bit of a lot"
"Buzzing in the mouth... Electric Fly"
"Slightly rustic and a bit chunky"
"This around the outside is starting to look a bit swamplike"
"Your invention is slightly confusing me"
"I went, PARDON !"
"Shoo ! Off you go !"

Me, I don't mind.

[whiffey]

We have this chaos going on in this pan with stuff going all over the place (Toad)