Moonbathing

[cherrycherry]

Is moonbathing (outside in a safe place) bad for you?

[scoob101]

as long as you are naked and I can see you,
I m hoping you are female,


and fit.....................



sorry,

[cherrycherry]

thanks, but I was worried about my brain getting frazzled!

[jno]

yes, you need to avoid moonburn. Use lots of moontan lotion.

[cherrycherry]

i am so glaringly white that i'm not sure if i need any lotion...that's what i told my mum when i asked her if the police helicopter would have been able to view me in their finders last night. But as I said, I am really worried about the effect of the moon on my brain. Thanks for your help.

[jno]

your brain will be just fine. As you doubtless know, there are old wives' tales about being moonstruck (the word lunatic comes from the Latin word for moon, luna); but if you think of all the people who wander around on moonlit nights without descending into mass hysteria... old wives' tales is all they are.

[cherrycherry]

thank you jno, i will be able to sleep in peace well tonight now

[Ethel]

The moon won't harm you but you'll get bitten to insanity by nasty flying things, you'll get damp and chilled from the dew and possibly wee'd over by passing foxes

[gucciman]

safe if your not a werewolf !

[cherrycherry]

crikey...and there was me, thinking it might be good for the soul! oh well...

[muppeteer]

as long as the mooner does not sit on you it will be fine

[Velvetee]

What an earth is moon bathing?

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, monbathing Velvetee is when it is a full moon and you go in your backyard and strip off. Just as you would in the sun.
Apparently the moons rays are supposed to enrich the skin and make you horny.
Be careful where you try this though, as many moonbathers have been known to have been arrested for trying to have immense intimate activity with cats...

[cherrycherry]

thanks for the answers!
omg muppeteer I did not realise there was another meaning of moonbathing (just found it in the Urban Dictionary)...yikes!

[JonnyBoy12]

Moonrays make young ladies horny? Yes, I would definitely advocate it then, in the nude, in the Shropshire area preferably. If all you lovely ladies did this, you could say I would be "over the Moon"!