sigh... they've closed our sub-PO as well. I don't think we have any local ditties to sing at them, however, let alone any wangle murzels. Maybe there's some druid round our way who could cast a spell, but I suspect not.
We did quite well years and years ago when the council was threatening to withdraw funds for music teaching at jno jnr's school - had the whole school band marching round and round the town hall playing their trumpets, like Joshua. The council backed down.