A new profile name for...

[lubecki161]

The lovable Mr Noknowlege?

Me thinks Bittersadman??

Any ideas?

[DungeonJayne]

Hey guys, you could stand a pint of beer on my tits, so watch it.

Oh okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe you could wedge a bottle of Becks in my cleavage.

As long as it wasn't too cold.

And I might drink it when you weren't looking. LOL

[DungeonJayne]

I've go a link to a very rude clip involving a lady "looking after" a bottle of beer. I can't post the link on here, but I'm sure you know the sort of thing.

Actually, it's never occured to me before, but the bottle must have been a bit slippery to hold afterwards. I hope her friend didn't drop it.

[DungeonJayne]

getting wood ??

What are you doing? Drinking an oak aged Rioja ??

[dave2297]

aaaaaah Jayne - you sound perfect, if only there was somewhere to take the bottle top off my Newcastle Brown Ale *sigh*

[DungeonJayne]

Sorry noknowledge.

Without a bra, you'd just lave to lie me on my back and try to balance it. LOL.

[DungeonJayne]

dave2297

Thinking about that has made my eyes water.

[sallybowles]

LOL @ jayne. getting wood!!!

[lubecki161]

Hi im becki!
Ive just arrived back from work to find my friend at my computer!
Ive got no problem with Noknowledge and was enjoying our harmless banter yesterday Re. The slimfast question!
So you can blame her for the Lubecki you have been witnessing today!

[DungeonJayne]

Hey Lube

Glad we're all friends now, Lardy.

Saggy Tits

x

[DungeonJayne]

LOL at the new noknow.

So that's as in ...

Does this skirt make my bum look big?

No, your enormous @rse makes your bum look big.

[lubecki161]

I love it MrKno!
As i love you! And saggytits!
I still hold my own on the fact that i dont eat to much tho!!

[legend31july]

Really stupid if your friend can access your account on here lobby innit?

Oi saggy i called it and i called it right .

no knowlegdeND YOIURE OK COS YOURE ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME

BTW


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