1) Mainly humour, some advice, a worrying knowledge of the harliquine ladybird, book recommendations, sarcasm, a few opinions, morning grumpiness, the occasional wise answer, a recommendation on how to eat brie, a few north v south divide questions and many a chat about shoes.
2) I find it best to stick to what you're good at.
3) Do you know I can't remember if it's recently painted black from dark red or from dark red to black.
4) If it was dry it'd be less hydrating. Perhaps stop squirting them with your water pistol and they'll not be so adverse.
5) Yep.
6) I'm not sure what you mean. We have a box for plastics adn something else for paper and we use the bags you buy from the supermarket.
7) Sorry Jugs, but even for you I'm not going down to count. 4 that I'm aware of.
8) Right
9) Erm....
10) Well I'm still single so I guess not!