Dear oh dear, can you really not spot a mickey-take when you see it? Even an obvious one? No I guess not.
It would be nice if you could debate intelligently without resorting to petty insults - believe it or not, not all those who disagree with you are necessarily "Leffties" (sic) and are certainly not necessarily stupid. As for accusations of being brainwashed, coming from Mr Daily Mail that's the height of irony.
Anyway, do try to calm yourself, old boy, all this blustering can't be good for the blood pressure.